It's Danny, Bitch

I am Daniel. Daniel am I.
That's hipster, right?
No don't, don't put that part.
I reblog mostly nonsense, with particular emphasis on Beyonce, cats, things i can't afford, treats, reality televison, and BEYONCE.
Emily, I hate you.




i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere 


i’m pissing myself

jesus christ

(via whatsyonamebro)


me, sunday morning


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